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Q: How many Masons does it take to unscrew a light bulb?

A: It's a secret!

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Q: How many Masons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Three. One to screw it in, one to read the minutes of the previous light bulb replacement, and one to sit on the sidelines and complain about the way they USED to screw in light bulbs.

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Question: How many masons does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Answer: 12 (a dozen), One to screw it in, One to hold the ladder
and Ten on the sidelines saying; That not the way it used to be done!

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Q: How many Masons does it take to change a light bulb?

After much research this tricky question can now be answered. It takes 20, as follows:

2 to complain that the light doesn't work.
1 to pass the problem to either another committee, Temple Board or Master of the Lodge.
3 to do a study on light in this Lodge.
2 to check out the types of lights the Knights of Columbus use.
3 to argue about it.
5 to plan a fund-raising dinner to raise money for the bulb.
2 to complain that "that's not the way we did it before."
1 to borrow a ladder, donate the bulb and install it.
1 to order the brass memorial plate and have it inscribed.

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